Wednesday, February 9, 2011

New Reporter

This is Geraldo Rivera reporting now for the Independent News Network. That is right dear viewers, in light of the recent kidnapping, and as this report suspects: sexual assault of Maria de Soto Sanchez-Green, I have decided to come out of retirement to solve this horrendous crime. I have secured the privilege to cover this story embedded with the Lone Star team assigned to cracking down on the small arms black market that is abundant in Seattle. It is not that Lone Star was ignoring the problem before the start of the year but with the rash of major crimes in the month of January alone; Lone Star seems hell-bent on tracking down one suspect above all others: the Everett Sniper. Reporting for the Independent News Network, this is Geraldo Rivera bringing you the hard heat.

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